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  1. Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts.

  2. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

  3. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

  4. A shrimp's heart is in their head.

  5. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you're heart stops for a mili-second.

  6. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so).

  7. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

  8. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

  9. Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.

  10. By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at Primary school.

  11. On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.

  12. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

  13. Rats and horses can't vomit.

  14. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

  15. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

  16. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

  17. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

  18. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

  19. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

  20. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

  21. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

  22. A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows why.

  23. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.

  24. In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.

  25. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

  26. Cat's urine glows under a black light.

  27. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

  28. If you keep your eyes open by force, they will pop out.

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7? 28?
LOL Very good!

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The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. :-)


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H6,there use to be a band called ' Red Lorry Yellow Lorry '  tricky when you say it fast a few times



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I remember doin that yin too  and Red Leather Yellow Leather



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A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.


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that's a belter A2

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I SAW A SHIP IN SIGHT,say it fast,Also SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE

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There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.


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Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke


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A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.

He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down £500 and says: "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"

The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."

The trucker replies: "Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick."

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How many Police officers does it take to push an prisoner down the stairs?

None.  He fell.


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