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You Are The Man Then just you keep spraying that Lynx, cos it seems to be working! God, you must have an awfy time gaun roon' Tesco's if that's th effect ye huv oan a website!


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 Yea i know  you should see them on ebay.

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Yes i know what you mean admin. I remember when the wife went into labour I got her in the car and i was shi**ing myself just in case she had the wee one in the car.I was driving like a F1 driver.The wife was shouting to me to slow down,And other words that i cant say.And what happened i got chased from the boys in blue.I was not stopping for no one.Lucky enough when i got to the hospital they said just be carefull and let me off.The wife was going mental at me  That was 16yrs ago and she still goes on about it.

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Lmfao... I've so got a mental picture of you racing to the hospital and Mrs Frankie shouting at you to slow down. God, I dunno what I'd do if I went into labour in the house - the very thought gives me the horrors. Well, I did with my first son, but first babies - well, you don't really have a clue, do you? So contractions started at 6am, and were every 20 mins, so dutifully I trotted to the maternity unit. 46 hours later.... I was already in the maternity ward when my waters broke with my second - bloody handy place to be, I'd say. And with my third, well, that was a pre-booked effort, and very convenient I may add.

Did you see the post about the woman who went into labour and 9 minutes later, gave birth to her daughter in the front seat of her husband's Saab?! If that had been my motor, I'm sure as hell she would have been made to cross her legs just that little bit longer.... No I'm not good with mess

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Yes i seen that post.       It was not so much messing the car.I was  shi**ing myself just in case something went wrong with her.I overtook the police car about 10 mins away from the hospital.It was not the traffic police it was the normal police.We heard the sirens and seen the blue lights behind us.Its amazing that they never charged me with speeding.The police were ok with me.Not that i was listning to them.I had other things on my mind.

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Time fir ma bed admin Catch ya the morin.

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Time fir ma bed admin Catch ya the morin.

Night pal - guid chit chat the night. Enjoy the rest of your weekend and I'll catch up with you later on!

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Hi hi... I hate Sundays. Dunno why, cos every day is generally the same for me, but I think it goes back to when I was at school. Sundays were always so boring and dreary. Long days that were generally pissing with rain, Sunday School in the morning and it would be an afternoon of Ski Sunday followed by Bullseye, accompanied by a plate of mince and tatties - cabbage if we were lucky, brussel sprouts if we weren't. Early bath and then off to bed, with a triple period of maths to look forward to on the Monday morning.  

Yip, that's where my hatred of Sundays comes from. Brussel bloody sprouts.

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LibertyHappy 4th of July to our American friends - I'm in full support of liberty anawrat. 19 guests?! Whissawthataboot? Whits gaun doon'? Is Frankie lurking aboot wi his Lynx again???

I think it would be a good idea to have a prize every week for the guests who surfs the most - only problem with that is I don't know who you are, so I cannae give you your prize. Shame that. Ach well. Why not just join instead?

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Hi admin Hi visitors   OK 1 more spray see if i can get 25

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Come back visitors   I dont smell that bad.

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 Hiya Frankie - lmao... I knew you'd be lurking about somewhere, what with all those guests on. You're never far when the guests are in the house! You had a good day?


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Yes admin I had a very lazy day.Magic   Whats it we a the guests

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