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Beware be very aware.....The lunatics have taken over the asylum, soon the power of life or death is to be handed to Graeme 'Cowboy' Pearson. The police officer who would rely on bullets rather than detection to aid solving the country's crime rate. A sorry day for the general public at large. Let us hope that in Pearsons rush to play FBI man he doesnt turn our streets into red rivers of blood as he shoots it out Hollywood style on the streets of Scotland with armed drug dealers. It is Bilko's opinion Mr Pearson should be ridding the streets of guns, not campaigning vigorously to have his own men armed to add fuel to the fire. Bilko
 
 
New chief constable to fight organised crime and terror

A NEW chief constable is set to be appointed to target terrorists and gangsters in Scotland.

The director of the Scottish Drug Enforcement Agency, Graeme Pearson, will become the nation's ninth police chief.

At the moment, Pearson has to consult the heads of Scotland's eight police forces before making major decisions.

Supporters of the move hope his new rank will help him act faster when dealing with organised crime and terrorist plots.

Officially, ministers are still considering the new rank for Pearson. But sources have told the Record that the promotion is set to go ahead.

A senior police source said yesterday: "This move is vital to keep Scotland at the forefront of the fight against terror in the 21st century.

 

"The director has all the responsibility but no authority. He needs the authority of the other chief constables.

"He is caught constantly in a push-and-pull situation, which can't continue."

Pearson could be promoted from deputy chief constable as early as May.

And he will get involved in the war on terror when his agency forms part of a new crime-fighting group.

The SDEA will play a vital role in the Serious Organised Crime Agency.

SOCA will combine the National Crime Squad, the National Criminal intelligence Service, HM Immigration, HM Revenue and Customs, and the SDEA.

The decision whether to upgrade the SDEA director's role has been discussed at the Scottish parliament

And Justice 2 Committee member Labour MSP Jackie Baillie said: "The job has grown out of all bounds."

Baillie had tabled amendments to the Police, Public Order and Criminal Justice (Scotland) Bill upgrading the SDEA director's post.

But she withdrew them after deputy justice minister Hugh Henry promised the Executive would look again at the matter "very carefully"


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Hi Bilko... thanks for your post...

 

A Man's A Man For A' That 

 

...Is there for honest men the things that gan oan in yer heid, the corruption by yon folk years ago still fester an feed...

...Yon man Pearson on his rise o' fame, surely not a deed by legal gain...

...For he was "oot the way" up in yonder hills, breathing freash air but had nae frills...

...But an honest man's aboot his might, way nay lurkin o' the deed o night...

...A prince can make a belted Knight, a Marquis a Duke - a Chief Constables no right...

...The pith o' sense and pride o an worth that's a must, but way  a high ranker like you Peason who would trust?...

...Stick the barrell o yer weapon doon yer troosers son, for am sure yer balls will be fine cradled tae yer gun...

...But if ye dare pull it oot the way nae cause and concern, an expensive lesson the Executive will learn...

...Look up yonder into the sky, for yer nae cut oot tae be in the FBI.

 

Rabbi Ferris.


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Yon Rabbi Ferris has a way wi words......and fast with it!! Nice one!! Bilko

 

"Whit chance hus aw they crookit yins goat

cut right in hauf by Ferris the poet

a dont gie thum any chance, watch oor Rabbi make em dance!"


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Did you know that Rabbi Burns was (allegedly) a Jewish half Scottish Freedom fighter armed with a quill and pen tae try an stoap Bill & Ben?


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 i very much like the poem and addition by bilko and as for the rabbi well he does take the biscuit or scone as the case may be.

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Or bagel? Bilko


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is this not a classic case of circumcised evidence

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Hi All... thanks for the posts, which gave me a giggle...  REAL1 - not too sure about it being 'circumcised evidence', but I do know that there are a lot of pricks involved.  


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Nice one admin! Bilko


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Justice takes a backwards step Bilko? more like the minister of funny walks in rewind and a serious one at that!


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Graeme Pearson, sly and flighty
scolded by the high and mighty
sent to police, a little town
his face, it wore a poor-me frown.
 
Banished to the toon of Lanark
trying hard no tae panic
not happy with his coppers lot
the sleekit git began to plot.
 
Devious Pearson the Cowboy fan
Oot in the sticks, like Desperate Dan
Some years later, it's all forgotten
A deal is struck, somethin's rotten!
 
Promotion came from oot the blue
A gift from Jack and his motley crew
Graeme let oot a great big sigh
"Ah waant tae be like the FBI!"
 
O'Connell said "Noo haud oan son"
"Am gonnae gie ye's... yer ain guns!"
Graeme wept with tears of joy.
"Noo am like a REAL cowboy!"
 
"Can a get my ain drug squad
 Ah canny dae this on my todd?"
"There ye go said Jack the Lad,
I'll gie ye aw the cops thats bad"
 
Noo if you should walk the streets at night
watch ye didnae get a fright
Fur Graeme's men might be aboot
lookin fur some yins tae shoot!
 
They dont care jist who that is
as long as they get, tae dae the biz
The DEA, consider all fair game
In wee Graeme's search for fame.
 
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Great poem Bilko and well presented too so tell me are you and the Rabbi collaborating on an Ode Tae The System?


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Thanks moderator. A collaberation.......now there's a thought!.............but ma hied aches already trying to think what could rhyme with system.....???? Bilko


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You wont miss them?


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Now THAT'S good!! Bilko


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