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oh ma dont forget enough room to for bilkos reindeers too.

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Personally speaking, i am against the whole concept on the basis that we have enough obstructions on our roofs as it is. What with terrestrial TV aerials, satellite dishes and what not our roofs are slowly becoming a no-no for Santa's Sleigh....I mean where can the big man park it bearing in mind he has to make it secure before climbing doon the chimneys. Add one of these solar windmills to an already over crowded roof would just make landing the sleigh an utter nightmare. No CJ if you ask me this getting light from the sun thing is a non-starter....The kids would never allow it.  Bilko

WHEN SANTA GOT STUCK UP THE CHIMNEY
(Traditional)


When Santa got stuck up the chimney,
He began to shout,
You girls and boys,
Won't get any toys,
If you don't pull me out.
There's soot on my back,
And my beard is all black,
My nose is tickling too.!
When Santa got stuck up the chimney,
Achoo, Achoo, Achoo.

't Was on the eve before Christmas Day,
When Santa Claus arrived on his sleigh,
Into the chimney he climbed with his sack,
But he was so fat - he couldn't get back.
Oh, what a terrible plight, gangway,
He stayed up there all night.
When Santa got stuck up the chimney,
He began to yell.
Oh hurry, please,
It's all such a squeeze,
The reindeer's stuck as well!
His head's up there in the cold night air,
Now Rudolph's nose is BLUE!!
When Santa got stuck up the chimney,
Achoo, Achoo, Achoo, Achoo, Achoo, Achoo, ACHOO!


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H6 ..........are you drunk??? 


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 I think we ALL need help!! Thanks for the song H6 puts u in the mood doesn't it, i'll be diggin out my decorations now, ,xxma

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 I think we ALL need help!! Thanks for the song H6 puts u in the mood doesn't it, i'll be diggin out my decorations now, ,xxma

 thats it ma, am diggin oot the tree n baubles too , pink n silver this year  h6 thank for the crimbo songs

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All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth


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Everybody pauses and stares at me
These two teeth are gone as you can see
I don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth
Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could wish you
"Merry Christmas."

It seems so long since I could say,
"Sister Susie sitting on a thistle!"
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
if I could only whistle (thhhh, thhhh)

All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth.

Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could wish you
"Merry Christmas!"


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           dodgy cid/ police one to look out for he's tried to fit me up twice,if you want me to name him let us know were to post it or PM for legal reasons.

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If he's a dodgy copper name the corrupt bastard on the board berlin...That's what it's all about name and shame!! Bilko


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Aye H6 yesterday a2 ..........both lost it!



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If he's a dodgy copper name the corrupt bastard on the board berlin...That's what it's all about name and shame!! Bilko


    

 

I agree Berlin



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biko & jk

                first he pulled in the local junkie & allegedly asked him if he knew me & my stepson,the lad said i know the boy,but don't know his stepda.allegedly cid wagstaff from strathclyde division told the junkie i sued the police & received a payment of a £100.000,well i did sue the police which took me ten years to seek some sort of justice & a payment,which was no were near 100 grand,far from it.the junkie was allegedly told charges would be droped against him. if he could befriend my stepson & hide drugs in my home.i was down visting kevin in jail when all this happened,i received a welcome from my family at prestwick airport to inform me of such news.i contacted a friend who's mate worked for the record & the plan was to set the copper up with the junkie,and the reporter over looking with a camara.the next few days the junkies story changed,so had someone got to him or was he lying,well the question to that is the junkie i don't know from adam & he wouldn't know my name or that i sued the cops many years ago.well fair play to the junkie he came to our home to tell us about this incident.

 

the other fit up was for attemted murder which didn't come to much either. 

 

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If he's a dodgy copper name the corrupt bastard on the board berlin...That's what it's all about name and shame!! Bilko


    

 

I agree Berlin

Fire away berlin as we offer a voice to those who have none and post as much as you like mate....but as always KEEP IT REAL!


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Berlin there`s only one word for a man like that and im too polite to say it!!

oh and well done for suing the f*****s they should pay for what they do wrong just as we have to



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    when you have upset the cops the best advice i can advice & it worked for me,every incident that happens to you or your family,document it with a  lawyer,every single detail no matter how small,while they try to built a profile of you,with you reporting all the incidents to a lawyer you are building a profile of them. 



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Yup have heard you have to prove malice when suing the police Berlin you must have had a good case anyway

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