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Its a fit-up!


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should u no be on the shredded wheat at ur age  or does that stick in yer wallies

p.s frosties dont go snap crackle n pop ya tube that's rice crispies


Jings hivvins helm ma boab steelyma...your still sharp as a tack...No much gets by you.

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Tell me about it Bilko mate

Don't know how you put up with it mate...You have the patience of a saint!

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Ok Sherlock point taken. Noo away and make the beds and tidy the hoose...Dae somethin useful for a change.  

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Haw u don't lose gracefuly at all do ye ...actually i'm doin that and this at same time...do i have to bring up the multi-taskin thing again
A2..anymare o both yer cheek n i know wit i'll fit up
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heard the term 'jacksy' afore?

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Ok Sherlock point taken. Noo away and make the beds and tidy the hoose...Dae somethin useful for a change.  

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Haw u don't lose gracefuly at all do ye ...actually i'm doin that and this at same time...do i have to bring up the multi-taskin thing again
A2..anymare o both yer cheek n i know wit i'll fit up

Don't give me any of that multi-tasking malarky m'lady.......The only multi-tasking a wummin should be indulging in is in the bedroom.

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heard the term 'jacksy' afore?


It wouldn't have anything to do with your multi tasking skills would it?

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yup suredoes well done batman  as fir the multi-taskin in bedroom..u show me a man who's brain can do that same time as his nethers in the 10 min limit  i'll let ye wear ma best heels fir a week  whilst ye peel the totties Bilks

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 Give him the heels ma,im on

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yup suredoes well done batman  as fir the multi-taskin in bedroom..u show me a man who's brain can do that same time as his nethers in the 10 min limit  i'll let ye wear ma best heels fir a week  whilst ye peel the totties Bilks


You need me to show you a man steely doll? Thought you had eyes in the back of your heed?

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 Give him the heels ma,im on


Frankie ya kinky big bugger....howz it gaun?

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Great mate thanks how the serial man

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am on the bran flakes noo frankie mate.......the answer is 'blowin in the wind'

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 TAE A FERT

Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie,
Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie.
Just as ye sit doon among yer kin,
There sterts to stir an enormous wind.

The neeps and tatties and mushy peas,
Stert workin like a gentle breeze.
But soon the puddin’ wi the sauncie face,
Will have ye blawin’ all ower the place.

Nae matter whit ye try tae dae,
A’bodys gonnae have tae pay.
Even if ye try to stifle,
It’s like a bullet oot a rifle.

Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair,
Tae try and stop the leakin’ air.
Shift yersel frae cheek tae cheek,
Pray tae God it doesny reek.

But aw yer efforts go assunder,
Oot it comes – a clap o’ thunder.
Ricochets aroon the room,
Michty me, a sonic boom!

God almighty it fairly reeks,
Hope I huvnae pooed ma breeks!
Tae the loo I better scurry,
Aw who cares, its no ma worry.

A’body roon aboot me chokin,
Wan or two are nearly bokin.
I’ll feel better for a while,
Cannae help but raise a smile.

“Wis him!” I shout with accusin’ glower,
Alas too late, he’s just keeled ower!
“Ye dirty thing!” they shout and stare,
I don’t feel welcome any mair.

Where ere ye go let yer wind gang free,
Sounds like just the job fur me.
Whit a fuss at Rabbie's perty,
Ower the sake o’ wan wee ferty!!!!!!


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